Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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