Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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