i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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