mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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