how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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