Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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