Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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