Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
what day is it and did you see me today?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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