My friends, they love my intelligence
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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