honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
My hand turned me down
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
