doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I want you more than these girls want KFC
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Randomize
