whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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