She said her name was "party"
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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