I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You pole danced in your parka.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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