Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he puts the penis in happiness.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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