I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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