so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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