Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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