We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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