escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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