I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
