"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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