There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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