flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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