In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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