By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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