is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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