i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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