How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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