Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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