you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Such a big mess for such a small penis
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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