is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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