she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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