i don't like sucking hair
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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