Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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