ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
