The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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