the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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