At least make sure they are 18
Why
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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