when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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