i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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