i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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