Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
