Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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