Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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