Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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