On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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