Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
