like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Barsexuality is the new black.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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