Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You have to summon your inner elephant
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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