that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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