i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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