how can u be prego again
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Randomize
